This is an excerpt from a translated version of my swedish blog post about going to the hospital for treatment. The translation doesn’t make any sense at all. But it’s very funny! Where the translation program says “the shooting sick sisters” I simple wrore “the nurses” and when I wrote “I clutched my handbag” the translation became: “I tricks clampdown on my handbag” (what the fuck). This translation program does not work. Period.